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Fangirls of the Apocalypse
A Fangirl Is Never Alone
For we must be mounted (with our kittens in front of us in the saddles, of course) 
6th-Mar-2006 08:53 pm
FotA: War
The Mounts of the Apocalypse. Because riding the kittens would be difficult, even if we were to find the power of Greyskull.

Death: Needs to get back to her subordinates about what she actually wants to ride. After long discussion, we tentatively say a Paso Fino, being that they are strong, intelligent, and decidedly pale. But Death has to agree first.

Plague: Shall ride a white andalusian stallion in state functions. With a supplemental stable of less obvious horses, of course. Possibly including a few mules.

War: Strong, smart and sturdy, the Russian Don is her chosen battle horse. She'll have a stallion available at all times for battle, and a gelding for when she's mapping out enemy terrain. In addition, she'll keep a small stable of other horses, including a deep chestnut Arabian stallion for state functions.

Famine: The lucky girl, she doesn't need to supplement. Her breed, the Friesian, has it all. Brains, beauty, stamina. Big and black, she cuts an imposing image as she rides through the night to perform her duties.
Comments 
7th-Mar-2006 03:19 am (UTC)
Famine and Death better get their icons made. Or I shall be wroth with them. And cold and flu season ain't over yet. *ominous*
7th-Mar-2006 03:58 am (UTC)
I'll...I'll...

Oh wait, I don't need to starve you, you do it well enough on your own! XO
7th-Mar-2006 04:12 am (UTC)
Yes. You shall have to be the antithesis of yourself for a while, perhaps. It'll give you a better feel for your true role, anyway.
7th-Mar-2006 04:15 am (UTC)
So should I nurse people back to health?

AND I DON"T NEED TO BE FED! /rant
7th-Mar-2006 04:17 am (UTC)
MANY PEOPLE THINK YOU DO.

FOOD IS GOOD FOR LIVING AFTER ALL. *whaps you with her scales*
7th-Mar-2006 04:18 am (UTC)
*draws her bow* IF I HAVEN"T STARVED TO DEATH YET, I MUST NOT BE DOING TOO BADLY, SO SHUSH!
7th-Mar-2006 04:19 am (UTC)
*pokes you* >(
7th-Mar-2006 04:20 am (UTC)
*growls* DON"T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, BIYATCH!
7th-Mar-2006 04:20 am (UTC)
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY hoshi--
7th-Mar-2006 07:43 am (UTC)
I know nothing of horses? ^_^; The only one I'm even a tiny bit familiar with are the Arabians, and that's Zanne's fault. And even then, I don't know what color they tend to be. Only that as far as Zanne's pictures are concerned, that's what Envy turns into when he has to be a horse. :D Ahem.

As long as the poor thing is strong enough to hold my heavy ass. :D
7th-Mar-2006 08:25 am (UTC)
Horses are deceptively strong buggers.



Both colors qualify as pale. All are Paso Finos. Medium sized Spanish breed. Take your pick. Or you could try to breed a green one, I suppose.
7th-Mar-2006 08:31 am (UTC)
Oooh, pretty horses. *_*
7th-Mar-2006 08:58 am (UTC) - ::too lazy to log into my main account hi::
I like the gold one down in the lower right. ♥
7th-Mar-2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
Palominos are pretty. And like War said, horses are strong buggers. Those ponies you always see giving pony rides at zoos and circuses and they say no one over 90 pounds? Most of those breeds were originally bred to either pull HEAVY loads in carts or carry full grown men for a day's labor. Horses are pretty well built to carry people around.

And another reason we picked the Paso for you is that it's a gaited breed, which means you can just sit there and enjoy the oh-so-comfortable ride, without having to worry about breaking something if it starts trotting.

And finally.. my humble contribution.. if I may- Image hosting by Photobucket
7th-Mar-2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
... I can live with that. BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED TO RIDE A HORSE OTHERWISE WUT. >_>;;;
7th-Mar-2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
The name literally means 'fine walk' or 'good walk'. This is one of the horse breeds where people show off by riding them with a cup of water on the rider's head and the water doesn't spill.
7th-Mar-2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
... I'm officially colored 'impressed'. o_o
7th-Mar-2006 10:15 pm (UTC)
Than the Paso Fino it is.

We are officially mounted!!
8th-Mar-2006 09:03 am (UTC)
Hooray! :D
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