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15th-Apr-2006 06:21 pm
FotA: War
It is under consideration that any really prudish countries shall be taken over while the army is naked. Thusly, they will be so shocked by the army of naked woman that they will be unable to fight back. This may also work on any particularly horny countries.

However, any soldiers will have the option of wearing underpants. Simply because some of them are going to be mounted and War can't imagine being on a horse while completely naked.

This plan can be blamed on Plague, although she will deny it. She brought up Lady Godiva. It went on from there.
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16th-Apr-2006 08:59 am (UTC)
... I'll leave that to the army to do. I'll... hide in a tent and not be naked. ::sage nod::

And you can't use the words 'mount' and 'naked' in the same sentence without my mind trying to fly into the gutter and all I could think about was Marie Antionette. VERY NO.
16th-Apr-2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
*is very confused about how Marie Antoinette got into this*

You'll be back at.... wherever we decide to base ourselves. You are Death. We cannot leave you open to enemy attack. You must be safe and able to rule with an iron fist.
16th-Apr-2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
*adds confusion about Marie Antoinette*

Yes. I'm the one charging the battlelines. You will only have to appear after people are defeated. Obviously, with a full host of bodyguards, in case of any final scraps of rebellion.
17th-Apr-2006 02:17 am (UTC)
And the three of us riding in attendance. Only official state visits, don't you know. Diplomats can handle all the little stuff.
17th-Apr-2006 11:42 am (UTC)
I'm probably remembering the wrong historical figure. Something about the origins of the phrase "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" that involved riding horses naked or fucking horses or something. Hi, I lose over here.

... :D GOOD.
17th-Apr-2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
What? You expected us to risk Death? *rimshot* XD
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